"Getting married just to lose your virginity has to lead to the wildest post-nut clarity."
"Somebody likely has fallen and got an object stuck in their butt and never been believed."
"Some day, Gen Z will be synonymous with being old and out of touch."
"The airport is the only socially accepted place that you can act like a homeless person without looking homeless"
"Getting fat is a blast. Being fat is awful."
"It’s weird that Ariel doesn’t understand the concept of a fork when her dad is always carrying around a trident."
"6 mins doesn’t feel like 10% of an hour"
"People think most of Gen Z is tech savvy but they’re really just tech dependent"
"The Terminator can only go back so many generations to kill John Connor or his family because if it goes back to far it might erase someone who’s relative helped create SkyNet"
"Medical staff always ask patients to rate pain from 1-10, but ordinary people were never taught how to correctly answer that."
"Our butthole can usually tell the difference between a solid, a liquid or a gas."
"Just like our birthday, we have our deathday every year without ever realizing it"
"Eventually the symbol of a phone to represent a phone will be of something that ceased to exist"
"An 80 year old man being the father of a 60 year old man feels weird even though it shouldn’t."
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