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"This Car Is Full Of Bumper Stickers That Say Bumper Sticker"
"These Two Food Droids Trying To Figure Out How To Get Past One Another"
"Woke Up To A Swan Peering Through My Front Door"
"What Microwave Popcorn Looks Like Inside The Bag"
"I’m At The NYC Macys And The Escalator Is Made Out Of Wood"
"I Found This Box Of Fentanyl Test Strips In The Local Brewery’s Bathroom"
"I Found A Tiny Pocket Knife At A Music Festival"
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"A Walmart In Florida Now Has Sensory Friendly Hours"
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You know a child made that shirt.
No way! Next, you are going to tell me that Juan Valdez was not real and neither are Ronald McDonald or Chef Boyardee, but that they were in fact invented by a corporation to sell their product. But at least, you're not like Espey who is asserting that without a shadow of a proof.
The gas station is under no obligation whatsoever to provide creamer. Wtf.
If it was the back door, wouldn't it be a goose instead?