"People feel less pain buying a $1000 phone every couple years than buying a $1000 fridge or TV every couple decades."
"It is entirely possible that somewhere, maybe in London, a direct descendent of Jack the Ripper is living unaware of their infamous ancestor."
"Overweight people are actually lifting weights 24/7"
"No fast food chain has beef nuggets"
"Companies don’t like employees talking about their salaries but expects you to tell them your salary from your previous job."
"Tarzan’s first wet dream did not involve a human."
"Our 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep requirement is life-threatening from survival perspective."
"There comes a point in many people’s lives that their significant other has seen them naked more frequently than their parents"
"A light year is a different length depending on what planet you’re from"
"Dropping an ice cream cone as an adult is 10x sadder than as a kid because you personally paid for it"
"Dropping an ice cream cone as an adult is 10x sadder than as a kid because you personally paid for it"
"Science is a formal game of f#ck around and find out"
"You can defeat any sneeze by refusing to inhale."
"The Winter Olympics are actually 100 per cent water sports."
"The brain doesn’t care what language it’s taught. It works perfectly fine regardless."
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in light year the important word is year....
one year in other planet is different...
"To infinity! Oh, look you're wrong!"