#10 that isnt that bad.
MY suitcase is Now in the Twilight Zone and the Airline didnt believe that i HAD a suitcase in the First Place ( Not even their OWN package slip).
Thank God my Daughter took Pictures like it was the jalta conference.
Sue this s#ckers. No Mercy for airlines

#18 still looks pretty good, for me

#32 - I would be losing my mind…

#14 told my stepson 20 times... either you're lying or an idiot. cars still have keys and you can stick them in your pocket.

#4 Nobody can give a damn about that. Respect yourself, man.

#5 Absurd anecdote. Is she smart?

#10 Are yo sure that,'s not your uncle?

#15 Where did you pick that, man?

#20 His buttocks are chopped too.

#21 Harsh tragedy. Clean.

#22 Yo should be in the freeza!

#25 Thanks for your honesty. Clean it with yo thong.

#37 Sure, because they don't respect ya.

#38 Luckily your gross intestine did not burst like that.

#1 Yeah. MY cousin told me she had the car 8 years an never changed the oil. So I can believe this.

#3 Uh....If you kids acts that way, it is because you babied them so much that they cannot handle the new and unexpected.

#5 Why wouldn't you just go and get new socks? Why do you need your girlfriend to F up your old ones before you go and get new ones?

#1 yo sister never cleaned the lint tray? What a series of unfortunate events!

#12 I did something similar once. However, I do have tastebuds and stopped immediately.

#19 "Essential oil destroyed the stain on my brand new kitchen island." I wonder what that stain was supposed to look like and how the essential oil destroyed it.

#40 If you have an "only key", you're doing it wrong.

#12 - Aren't you supposed to keep them in the freezer? I didn't know things could go moldy in the freezer.

#33 Who "warms up" ceramic pots? I mean, aren't those only for oven use? Direct heat from an electric burner would be like the #1 way to destroy any empty ceramic.