“My sister called and asked why her dryer kept stopping.”
“As a practical joke, some co-workers wrapped my office in foil. My 30” LCD monitor was accidentally turned on and boiled itself."
“My kid during his birthday safari”
“My spatula broke making eggs this morning.”
“My girlfriend rips my socks with visible holes to force me to buy new ones.”
“The tree decided today was the day it would fall over. Landed on some poor person’s car.”
“Wife bought a new plant pot and put it on the shelf over the toilet. And an hour later, we heard a crash...”
“Sorry class, my dog ate everyone’s homework.”
“My dough turned into a monster.”
“My uncle’s suitcase after his flight.”
“Made a pie today. Dropped a pie today.”
“I’ve eaten 2 blueberry waffles, then saw the package was for the plain waffles. I ate mold.”
“I was the only one who attended my b-day party. So I got some balloon friends to join.”
“I told my stepson 20 times do not drive my car! My lease is up, I got a buyer & I will make some good $ off the deal, no accidents, under mileage, no stains on inside and not a scratch on the exterior. He crashed it twice on the same day a mile from the house and 200 yards apart from each crash.”
“Picked up some chicken. I wish I would have investigated the unusual tenderness before I bit in.”
“Cat tipped over my new TV..”
“Came from a walk to see my house on fire.”
“Ordered a cake for a coworkers 40th birthday…”
“Essential oil destroyed the stain on my brand new kitchen island. “
“Coworker of mine chopped his phone in half today.”
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MY suitcase is Now in the Twilight Zone and the Airline didnt believe that i HAD a suitcase in the First Place ( Not even their OWN package slip).
Thank God my Daughter took Pictures like it was the jalta conference.
Sue this s#ckers. No Mercy for airlines
7 hrs? seems exaggerated
#3 Uh....If you kids acts that way, it is because you babied them so much that they cannot handle the new and unexpected.
#5 Why wouldn't you just go and get new socks? Why do you need your girlfriend to F up your old ones before you go and get new ones?
#12 I did something similar once. However, I do have tastebuds and stopped immediately.
#19 "Essential oil destroyed the stain on my brand new kitchen island." I wonder what that stain was supposed to look like and how the essential oil destroyed it.
#40 If you have an "only key", you're doing it wrong.