"So For The 15th Time Now, Our Neighbor Called Out The Fire Department When I Started My Smoker. Claiming That I'm Burning Trash. At Least The Full Truck Didn't Come Not This Time"
"Went To A Friendsgiving, They Let Their Neighbor Know Ahead Of Time That They Would Be Having People Over, It Was 4:45pm On A Saturday And About 6 People Were There. He Knocked On The Door, Taped This Note To The Door And Ran Off"
"Amazon Delivery Picture Of My Package On My Neighbors Porch. Asked My Neighbor If They Happened To Accidentally Get My Package. "Nope Didn't See It""
"Neighbor’s Peacocks Cr#pping On And On My Stuff"
"Because I Work All Day And Can Control Where The Wind Blows. Was Mailed To Me (Probably By My Neighbor’s Wife), Envelope Postmarked The Next Town Over"
"We Were Going To Have A New Robin Family - Until Our Neighbor Poisoned His Lawn And The Parent Robins Ate From It And Died"
"Neighbor Parked Me (Blue Kona) In Again Last Night. I Have Probably A Dozen Texts Asking Them To Move Or Ask For My Space When This Has Happened In The Past. No Response. It Feels Like I Shouldn’t Have To Maneuver My Car So Much On My Own Driveway"
"Neighbors Of My Dorm Room Put This Sign Up Yesterday"
"Our Neighbors Solution To A Newly Poured Driveway On A One-Lane Road"
"Early Morning Shifts Bugs Neighbors"
"Neighbor Built A Pergola That Hangs Clear Over Into My Yard Space"
"Next Door Neighbor Parks Both Cars In Front Of House, Blocks My Mailbox And Leaves Theirs Open"
"My Neighbor, Who Is Not Registered For Disability, Constantly Parks In The Disabled Spot. She Will Sit In A Spot Nearby Till It Opens To Make Sure She Can Claim It If It's Blocked For Whatever Reason"
"Neighbor Drills Through Our Shared Wall To Secure A Fence Without Asking. Then Wants Us To Bolt The Bottom Because He Couldn’t Reach It"
"My Neighbor Borrowed My Hedge Trimmer. This Is What She Did To My Extension Cord"
"Neighbors Who Have Nothing Better To Do"
#17 It’s a crime to make false reports to the FD, PD, 911, etc.
you also CAN point the light elsewhere!
laser right back at them
wrong, it's:
'Murica!!!!!!
#23 Why the F are they even on your driveway?
#26 I fing hate HOAs
#3 install a bird feeder in that tree.
#17 Place a call to your local fire dept. before you fire it up and let them know you'll be doing it. It will at least save them the trip, and hopefully they'll tell your neighbor to stop calling about you.
#23 Call to have it towed. Then start parking so that you take up the entire space.
#25 have it towed if they are blocking the road.
#30 an angle grinder will make short work of those bolts, then fill the holes. Really though, talk to him and come to a solution with bolts that doesn't pose a hazard toanyone moving next to your side of the wall.
brilliant idea! Next time I plan on burning someone's hose down, I'll call the FD and tell them "no need to come to this and that address, I'm just using my smoker"!