This dad who decided this monstrosity was a snack, aka a real "boy dinner":
This dad who sanded the hood of his kid's car:
This dad who uses his iPad like a coaster:
This dad who thought this ranch could be used for a party:
And yes, it expired on January 7, 2011...12 years ago:
This dad who opened the half-and-half like this:
This stepdad who ate the only food his kid had for lunch:
This dad who truly, truly needs to get rid of this battery pack:
This dad who made sure everything fit in the fridge:
This dad who put his kid's favorite cup in the freezer overnight:
This dad who cuts avocados like this:
This dad who cut out the middle of this cake...
...stuffed the hole with bread and then tried covering it with frosting:
This dad who decided to "help" with this already-finished cottage pie by placing cheap cheese on top:
This dad who only bought, like, -1-ply toilet paper:
This dad who thinks this is an acceptable way to place his glasses:
This dad's workshop:
This dad who didn't realize this was a screenshot:
This dad who wanted to save money...so he used picture hooks to mount his daughter's TV:
And finally, this dad who thinks it's OK to eat this package of meat that was accidentally left in the car trunk for over 48 hours:
• Don't insult other visitors. Offensive comments will be deleted without warning.
• Comments are accepted in English only.
• No swearing words in comments, otherwise such comments will be censored.
• Your nickname and avatar are randomly selected. If you don't post comments for 7 days, they both are reset.
• To choose another avatar, click the ‘Random avatar’ link.
Might as well have wrote "Cat" instead. Try it. :)