"People have been going to CVS for years, decades even, but no one knows what it stands for without looking it up"
"Porn is considered taboo and cheating by many people in relationships but romance novels, which fantasize about sex in addition to entire extramarital relationships, are widely considered acceptable."
"Ben Stiller put up with an entire museum coming to life at night for $11.50 an hour."
"Hot coffee is delicious. Frozen coffee is delicious. But for some reason, lukewarm coffee tastes like sh#t."
"One person has had the smelliest fart any human has ever had, and never knew it"
"It’s theoretically possible to accidentally dial any celebrity."
"Some people hate tourists in their city, but then expect hospitality when being tourists themselves"
"Chickens are more evolutionarily successful than lions and it’s almost entirely due to how delicious they are"
"Until the invention of the microphone no one knew their voice sounded different to other people than it does in their head."
"For the most part, people wouldn’t think of cutting in line, let alone force there way in. But put them in 4,000 lbs vehicle and all bets are off"
"Testicles or a penis don’t change color from lack of sun like the rest of your skin does."
"It’s really weird how Hamburgers became a staple of food, appearing in almost all fast food joints, and on the menu of nearly any restaurant, while Hotdogs seem to be seen rarely outside of the back yard BBQ."
"To most people, staring at the moon is the most amount of land you will ever see at once."
"Your pets don’t think you are ugly."
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#7 Americans turned it up a notch by making female nipples something shameful. Way to go!
#19 is kind of a duplicate of #6
That must have been written by american. Come to Denmark and you will see amount of hotdogs available everywhere.