"All it takes for an average man to realize that most of women don’t find him attractive is to download a dating app."
"Deodorant brands claim their product can last up to 72 hours but most people who use deodorant wash it off every day"
"Learning cursive was pointless"
"The appeal of being extremely rich is that you no longer have to worry about actually being an adult."
"With electric cars, Hollywood will have to find another reason for cars to make cool explosions."
"Everyone holds multiple world records. They just dont know it and they are meaningless."
"At some point in history, full nudity changed from normal to something to be shameful about"
"We’re very lucky that water doesn’t taste horrible"
"The majority of society seemed to collectively agree to switch from pencils to pens after high school for some reason."
"It’s much more socially acceptable to get high alone than drunk alone"
"95% of pickup trucks you see on the road are empty"
"There’s nothing more disheartening than working for a place you can’t afford to shop at."
"Technically your alarm clock is your theme song.. As it starts at every episode."
"38 is actually middle aged, not 50, as the average lifespan is 76"
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#7 Americans turned it up a notch by making female nipples something shameful. Way to go!
#19 is kind of a duplicate of #6
That must have been written by american. Come to Denmark and you will see amount of hotdogs available everywhere.