"Anakin Skywalker turned evil at age 23 and died at age 46. He spent half his life in the light and half in the dark. Balance."
"It’s very helpful that bread mould is blue and not white/brown."
"It’s been about 10,000 years, and we’re still eating bread."
"There are more than a handful people that have had crushes on you without you knowing"
"People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad"
"Snooping through your partner’s phone is considered a toxic trait but that’s how the majority of infidelity is discovered"
"It will eventually become common for people with $1 million in their bank account to worry about paying bills."
"Brain freeze is one of the most painful physical sensations but no one cares since it always lasts a few seconds"
"Men are trained to never assume a woman is flirting with them. Women are trained always assume a man is flirting with them."
"Failing to teach kids how to cook in school is the biggest boost for the fast food industry"
"Wether or not to use two knives when making a PB+J at a friend’s house is the ultimate test of one’s morals"
"Fighters are the only people who make their own nickname and people take it seriously"
"We all just settled on potatoes being used to denote bad image quality"
"You know the numbers 1 to 1,000,000,000 yet haven’t heard of most of them"
"Having a toothpick in your mouth makes you look cooler, unless you’re actually using it as a toothpick."
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#28 .... if you feel that way, blast the music yiu like.