"Getting fat is fun, but being fat is not fun. Getting thin is not fun, but being thin is fun."
"The IRS wins every lottery and jackpots because the winner has to pay half of their winnings to them."
"The great tragedy of being a shape shifter is that everyone wants to have sex with you, but no one wants to have sex with you."
"Cats are winners in Evolution. They evolved to be so cute yet deadly that they can provide for themselves, but there’s whole another species that wants to take care of them and provide for all their needs for nothing but companionship."
"You have no way of knowing that you weren’t served human meat at some point in your life"
"Kissing someone is liking someone so much that you want to taste them"
"Bottle and can deposits haven’t kept up with inflation."
"98% of people you see outside you’ll never see again"
"Calorie-free energy drinks have zero actual energy in them"
"Every Jedi must have used the force while masturbating at least a few times."
"That one guy who does voice-over for movie promos must be filthy rich"
"Talking to a lawyer can cost you a lot of money. Not talking to a lawyer can cost you a lot of money. Somebody else talking to a lawyer can cost you a lot of money."
"People who turn the music up at full volume and force others to listen to it generally have the sh#ttiest taste in music."
"Touch is the only sense you can’t block"
"You can never uncook something"
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#28 .... if you feel that way, blast the music yiu like.