“It’s ok, I know it’s the best you can do”
“My mama don’t like you, and she likes everyone.”
“You look like you honk at people in drive thrus”
"Bless your heart."
"When I was maybe 25 someone said I had the face of a well-fed toddler. It stayed with me…"
"I envy people who have never met you."
"I would follow you anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
"I don’t care what people say about you, you’re alright."
"“Oh, I”m sorry, I forgot you were there.”"
"Isn’t it dangerous to use your whole vocabulary in one sentence?"
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The best: "American Dad." Season 7, episode 10. Steve Smith to ostensible comedian, Dane Cook. The very last scene: "I don't care what every single person on earth says...you're hilarious!"