“Bought a $2500 e-bike two weeks ago. Locked it up in my apartment building’s “secure storage room”. Walked downstairs today to see this where my bike was.”
“My mom dropped something on the stovetop by accident”
"Canadians know the pain."
“The only water fountain at work…”
“Boyfriend put water bottle into the dishwasher and it shrunk”
“Always check your oven before turning it on, kids”
“I couldn’t figure out where the sudden smell of burning plastic was coming from in my room, until I looked up.”
“Well, a spider bit my balls. I’d show my balls, butttttt yea rather not. So enjoy this pic of a spider!”
“Been drinking water from my Ikea water dispenser only to see this when I took the wooden lid off.”
“My root canal cap came off during dinner”
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“Wondered why I’m cramping and running to the toilet today…..”
It's not from the can that still has a SEAL on it, i promise you that.
this is like saying you got AIDS from the virgin mary. IT IS STILL SEALED YOU GODDAMN FOOL
Putting two dogs down at the same time? Chances are high, that it was because to get rid of them. Where they so sick at the same time so there was no chance to safe at least one?
That's about what I was thinking. Very strange to have two at the same time.