"Someone Smashed My Daughter's Pumpkin Last Night, So I Did Some Surgery After She Left For School. Frankenpumpkin Lives"
"Someone Stole My Friend's Pumpkin, And Someone Gave Her A New Pumpkin"
"Preparing The Golden Balls Of Disappointment For Halloween"
"On Halloween, Someone Reported This House In Baltimore To The Health Department For Illegally Running A Restaurant Out Of A Residence"
"Complaint SR: The complainant states that a restaurant is being run out of this personal residence."
"Observations: The residence had a "human burger" Halloween decoration with a "Bob's Burgers" sign hung as a part of the decorations. No food is being served at the location. The complaint is not confirmed."
"I Carved A Cute Face On My Halloween Pumpkin. A Squirrel Got Into It, And Now It Looks Like This"
"Happy Halloween? Found In My Kids' Bucket"
"My Halloween Decorations Got Eaten By A Moose This Morning"
"I Took My Kid Trick-Or-Treating Today. There Was A Lady Passing These Out To All The Kids And Saying, "Give This To Your Mom""
"I Paid $25 To Go To A "Halloween House" And This Was One Of The "Game Areas""
"This House Had A Really Cool Pennywise Decoration On Their Front Porch Last Week"
"Forbidden Candy Was Actually Found In A Child's Halloween Basket"
"Someone Took One Of My Skeletons"
"Fined And/Or Jailed For Trick-Or-Treating Over The Age Of 12"
"I Carved These 4 Yesterday. Unfortunately, The Boxer And Audrey II Got Stolen"
"Nursing Home Near Me Didn’t Think Through The Halloween Decorations"
"I’m In The UK, And My Pumpkins Were Stolen 10 Hours After I Put This Display Together"
"Halloween Decorations Destroyed"
"My wife and I proudly display a bunch of skeletons at our home off Derby Square every year, and this morning we awoke—once again—to more property damage. There is no way to know if these folks are locals or just passing through, but please be respectful. We want to help tourists and residents alike enjoy Halloween without all our stuff getting broken. Also, they did this right in front of a security camera with a sign."
"Making Kids Pay For Halloween Candy"
"Trick-or-treat
Good day to all you little ghosts + goblins. We're having a life lesson today. Nothing in life is free. I know you may think it is, but at this house, your treats will cost you 0,25. Boo
Parents: you're welcome."
"My Brother Got A Can Of Cat Food In His Halloween Candy"
"This Old Karen Asked How Serious We Were About The Satanic Church Because We Have An Inflatable Dragon For Halloween"
"My Local Lowe's A Full Month Before Halloween. Next Step: Permanent Year-Long Display"
Doing it right.
#10
Doing it wrong.
People like that don't give away anything but grief.