"It’s not heli-copter. It’s helico, meaning spiral. And pter, meaning wings. Like pterodactyl."
"The year JRR Tolkien died is the One Ring verse but backwards.
1973!
*Three rings for the elven kings*
*Seven for the Dwarf Lords*
*Nine for mortal men*
*One Ring to rule them all*"
"Yesterday I was on YouTube and I stumbled upon animal ASMR. And there I was watching a snail eating a yellow watermelon. I never realized they make sounds too when they eat. Man I feel bad. Snails are underrated."
"The mammoths died out after the pyramids in Egypt were built."
"That we have a means of transplanting a full heart into a human being but if your colon stops working the best thing we have is to make a hole in your navel and have you sh#t in a bag."
"Not everyone has an inner monologue."
"The famous circus music we all know is actually an 1897 military march called ‘Entry of the Gladiators’."
"Mine is that there’s only 2 escalators in the entire state of Wyoming. I don’t know why it’s so surprising to me but it is."
"Mine is that baby carrots aren’t real, they are just cut and shaved full size carrots."
"Buffalo sauce is just hot sauce and butter. Rocked me to the core."
"You can easily fly a spacecraft through the asteroid belt because asteroids are very far apart and there’s an extremely small chance of colliding with one."
"Dragon flies used to have a 21 inch wing span. They are also the greatest fliers of all flying creatures even better than humming birds. They are also the most successful predator in the world with a success rate of 75% to 80%. Most canine and feline species are at around 8%."
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The "eagles" you hear in movies is indeed the red tailed hawk.
True! We used to have to chase them out of the dumpsters in Washington state....
A glorified seagull really...
#16 less birbs? pry all that climate change windmills saving the planet
#16 'Fewer' "birbs." FEWER! (((sigh))) Can't enyboddy spel good and use propar grammor enymor?
That is okay, I am bilingual; I understand both standard and metric. I prefer to use metric for small measurements (millimeters) and standard for larger measurements (yards and miles).
I think it is funny when someone complains about someone else using a different form of measurement than they do.
And we are actually just a brain inhabiting a flesh and bone iron man suit...
In MOVIES they use a sound effect that is not a bald eagle call.