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This lock that honestly would make me feel like I was decoding hieroglyphics in an attempt to unlock a super secret hidden treasure:

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This soda that was definitely trying to send a message to the person who spilled it:

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This person who was fishing and caught a PS3 in its natural habitat:

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This cat, who is definitely inhabited by the soul of a Victorian child who was cursed by a witch to be a feline forever......but who gets to keep his slay facial hair:

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The person who revealed that THIS was their old smoking spot, and also seemingly the perfect location to be abducted by a) aliens, b) Bigfoot, or c) both, simultaneously:

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This Tinkerbell decoration that wants you to "dream," and its meaner, evil shadow-self that wants you to die a painful death, I guess!

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The weird, frankly very intimidating plant that someone found in their bag of spinach...which Reddit users are pretty convinced is buffalo burr nightshade (aka a plant that is poisonous to ingest and causes intense pain if a thorn pokes you):

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This person who bought a new house and discovered it has a special closet shelf to put deceased things on. How thoughtful!

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This easy-to-use, DIY brainwashing tape for when you want a good brainwashing, but are too socially anxious to get another person involved:

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This hollowed-out banana that poses the age old question: Did something get into it...or did something get out?

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This feather that has a phone number?...code?...secret message?...written on it, which is really not doing anything to defeat the "birds aren't real" allegations:

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This charging bus that I knowwwww is an electric vehicle, but it's really giving Transformers:

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The person who got a bag of LIGHTLY salted almonds on a plane........I fear what their "regular" salted almonds look like, TBH:

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This person, who said, 'You know what's better than one creepy Annabelle doll? A whole family of creepy Annabelle dolls!'

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This statue of a young boy at the bottom of this pond, which no doubt has made several innocent passersby absolutely horrified that they found a dead body on their morning stroll:

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This well, which looks like it houses the original, natural spring they source Monster Energy drinks from:

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The person who made whatever this monstrosity is, which feels like a scarecrow...but for humans instead of birds:

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This hunk of frozen tuna that looks waaaay too much like a face for my comfort:

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It's giving Lady Cassandra from Doctor Who, if you know what I mean:

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This stop sign with an oddly specific time that, for some strange reason, feels a little ominous? Like, will a giant hand shoot up from the ground and pull me under if I wait 30 seconds?? 32??

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This person's 5 a.m. view from their bus stop, which is giving the same energy as the "Rock Bottom" episode of SpongeBob:

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The person who went to get in their car and found...a goldfish???...in a puddle?? I have so many questions:

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And finally, this person who heard a loud banging sound from their garage at night, only to walk over and see the heavy, previously 100% sealed cover to their crawl space had been very much moved...by who knows what. Like, that's the opening scene of a horror movie, bestie!!!

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