"Millennials gained and lost the skill to text from their pockets without looking"
"Movies sure like to downplay how disgusting sewers are"
"Wizards in the Harry Potter universe can just trade hair instead of nudes"
"No one prepares you for the fact that you have to figure out what to eat for every meal for the rest of your life"
"Online dating for men is strangely similar to the process of applying for a job"
"Sex robots will be a hit, but robot pets won’t really catch on, because people want a pet that really loves them"
"Almost all sunlight misses Earth."
"There’s a high probability that at least once in your life, someone has wished you were dead."
"Day drinking at a brewery is for some reason much more socially acceptable than day drinking at a bar"
"Women shed sheets of hair in the shower, but it’s men who have to worry about going bald."
"People worry about their webcams but still use phones that unlock by recognizing their face"
"Masturbation is as much about relief as it is pleasure"
"You often hear about third and first world countries but almost never about second world countries."
"It’s ok to state you can’t function until you’ve had your morning coffee, but less ok when it’s vodka"
"You don’t realize how fat you are until you see a picture you didn’t know you were in."
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Anyone that does is a moron.
First World: Developed western Industrial Countries
second World: Socialist/Communist countries
third World: Undeveloped Countires
At least those were the rough definitions fourty years ago.