“Bought 100 dollars worth of candy. Our neighborhood we recently moved into does NOT do trick or treating. Im also in costume and decided to walk around, 2 kids looked at me like a freak.”
“Tonight’s pizza delivery.”
“I asked my stepdad before lifting “ready?” He said “yes” but that was a lie so the front fell off my pizza oven”
“Today i noticed my dog’s pb had moved to the pantry. Turns out my dad’s been making sandwiches for weeks.”
“Forgot to add water to the pot while steaming vegetables.”
“Amazon driver drove into my dad’s garage door.”
“Somebody unscrewed and stole all of my Mom’s fence lights.”
“Lesson Learned: Don’t keep your size-organized screws in an unfastened organizer on your lap while you’re working.”
“I was getting ready for bed when suddenly my spice rack decided to fly off the wall. Now my whole apartment smells of Vinegar”
“I spent $200 on full size candy to be “that house” for halloween. only had one group of trick or treaters come by so far and it’s almost 9pm.”
“12hr shift. Train stops on my only way to home.”
“When your life saving medical equipment decides to malfunction in the middle of the night.”
“Found this one out in the wild… Sucks for both of them!”
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That's never fun, this actually happened to a guy I worked with too except for him it was Magenta toner (on his new white sneakers)
#28 Good thing it wasn't a necktie, he'd be dead now.
Same here in Germany where this is not quite common. Had some american kids doing this here and we were quite a bit puzzled...