Like this boyfriend who needs a lesson on how to cut sandwiches because this is NOT it:
This boyfriend who made cheese COCOA-ENCRUSTED shepherd's pie for dinner:
Or this boyfriend who decided it would be a brilliant idea to eat gushers with his hotdog:
This boyfriend who apparently has a habit of making any food into a "sandwich," and created this magnum opus — a "stir-fryjita":
This boyfriend who apparently does not know what macaroni OR cheese is:
And this boyfriend who attempted to make carbonara, but made something that looked more like vomit:
This boyfriend who made his version of "enchiladas" despite no one's request:
And this boyfriend who attempted to make chili dogs:
This boyfriend who 1,000% chose chaos when he made baked beans and pickles...like, excuse me, sir?!
And this boyfriend who needs to stop and think before ever making a crab meat and caviar sandwich again, and then COMPLAINING that it's "too fishy":
This boyfriend who baked croissants for dinner (at least he tried!):
This boyfriend who put expired chili (from 2016) on a toasted bagel and thought it would be cute to call it "tater gravy":
This boyfriend who allegedly made beef teriyaki:
This boyfriend who was asked to make dinner by their sick girlfriend and returned with this fine selection of, well, technically sustenance:
This boyfriend (whose partner wanted you to know is 45, for the record) who should probably call their dentist STAT:
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26 should have at least microwaved that for a 20 0r 30 seconds, pasta with chees is fine if the cheese is MELTED
27 someone bought the 'biscuit sliced' ham and then tried to use small rolls instead...