This boyfriend who combined ramen noodles (with the soup) with Alfredo sauce and managed to make two separately good things look awful together:
This boyfriend who thought adding a bit of cracked pepper on top of his ketchup, sliced cheese, and tortilla would actually make it better (it did not):
This boyfriend who managed to turn their scrambled eggs a lovely shade of green/blue:
This boyfriend who made a rather memorable lunch of fish balls, macaroni, and ketchup:
This boyfriend whose girlfriend discovered he likes to eat pasta with KETCHUP. Not tomato sauce and ketchup. Just ketchup:
This boyfriend who made gyoza with a Cheeto "drizzle" whilst high:
And this boyfriend who made whatever the heck this is while 100% sober:
This boyfriend who claimed that their go-to nostalgia/lazy meal is a jalapeño tuna and Hot Cheetos sandwich with fresh dill to elevate:
This boyfriend's take on nachos which consists of microwaved chips, a slice of cheese, and salami:
This boyfriend's chaotic rendition of bangers and mash, which looks more like bangers drowning in gravy:
This boyfriend who apparently doesn't like tomato sauce on his pasta, so his solution was just to add a bit of unmelted shredded cheese:
This boyfriend who made his girlfriend homemade ham and cheese sliders...and perhaps needs a lesson on proportions:
This boyfriend who likes to make cabbage, frozen meatballs, and spicy corn salsa a REGULAR meal:
This boyfriend who thought it best to put mayo and fried onions on a pickle:
And finally, this boyfriend who thought it'd be a riot to bring home some peanuts when his girlfriend asked him to bring home some food from the bar:
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26 should have at least microwaved that for a 20 0r 30 seconds, pasta with chees is fine if the cheese is MELTED
27 someone bought the 'biscuit sliced' ham and then tried to use small rolls instead...