"It’s weird how we’ve never seen a dinosaur ghost, even though billions of them died in very gruesome ways."
"A person’s favorite number gets weirder the higher it is."
"The Truman Show must have cut to commercial break a lot during Truman’s teenage years."
"Cartoon vomit is almost always green, but real vomit is rarely, if ever actually green."
"In an age of environmentalism and cartoon reboots, it’s surprising Captain Planet hasn’t gotten a reboot"
"The police can identify you from a grainy gas station camera but the DMV can’t without two bills, birth certificate, social security card, and your license that’s already in the system"
"Most historic movies wouldn’t be nearly as romantic if they had historically accurate teeth"
"It’s harder to win an argument with a stupid person than with a smart person."
"At what point on the leg does pubic hair become leg hair?"
"Naked with shoes on is somehow more naked than naked without shoes."
"Life is simultaneously much easier and much harder for an attractive female"
"We are the only species that biologically relies on clothes."
"It’s very unlikely that fish are afraid of heights."
"Eating carnivorous animals isn’t as popular as eating herbivorous animals"
"No one’s ever surprised to learn you’re right handed"
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#10 you you have shoes on you aren't technically naked, are you now.