"I was given a japanese coke on my domestic (USA) flight"
"My rental car projects it’s model name onto the ground when parked"
"My son got bored and built a PC race setup with cardboard"
"Just discovered my new couch has a charging port for my phone"
"One of my family's chickens laid an egg with no shell"
"Escalators in Saudi Arabia have this signage to prevent traditional abaya dresses (that are long and robe like) from getting stuck"
"I saw some transparent cones today"
"This is a massive store that only sells ping pong supplies."
"Local shoe store still rocking mid-2000s ad"
"Muscle Milk manufacturing error"
"My bag is the exact same shade of green as the bathroom stall"
"Idog from my childhood yellowed from cigarette smoke"
"This brand new Sharpie had no ink in it"
"Somehow a snail ended up on my bedside lamp"
"My dash camera produces just enough heat to prevent overnight frost build up"
"An acquaintance had a copy of a game I made 40 years ago"
"Photo of fishing boats at low tide in Bay of Fundy"
"This gas station has two separate compartments with the exact same soap for English and French"
"Found a queen wasp trying to hibernate under my fuel tank cover today"
"My frozen pizza came with two pizzas"
Yeah... That's what Dr. Oetker claims to be a pizza. They sell them in 2-packs.
Nice try, though.
Why yes, I'm great fun at parties, how could you tell?