"Found Bill of sale on 1919 Model T"
"$100 fine for eating durian fruit in my hotel in Vietnam"
"My son's new Carhartt coat has multiple lines for new owners once he grows out of it."
"These sugary drinks were complimentary in the dentist waiting room"
"My chai is almost the exact shade of the inside of my mug."
"My grandpa kept almost all of the rabies tags from his dogs"
"The bill for a semester at Harvard, 1869: $170.42"
"My laptop battery swelled up in each of the four cells"
"There's a hole through my gecko's head."
"The way my basmati rice stood straight up after being steamed - the brown rice did not"
"The inside of a Japanese subway ticket machine"
"Nice hotel in Midtown Manhattan has an ancient iPod dock"
"This was printed on a random page in the middle of my standard blank notebook"
"My pineapple juice says it's not for passover"
"In Spain the movie "Thanksgiving" has been renamed to "Black Friday""
"This escalator requires that you still use the stairs."
"Honda still sells Updated Navigation DVDs for old cars"
"Found the receipt from my grandparent’s honeymoon to Bermuda in 1957"
"Turtle tracks through a golf bunker"
"I left my glue alone for to long and it's now useless and hard."
Yeah... That's what Dr. Oetker claims to be a pizza. They sell them in 2-packs.
Nice try, though.
Why yes, I'm great fun at parties, how could you tell?