"Most animals have never burned the inside of their mouth."
"There is some poor guy out there who was placed in a coma in 2019 and will be in for one hell of a ride when they wake up."
"One of the biggest problems with good people is they don’t understand how evil bad people can be."
"It feels cruel that the only part of your body that doesn’t get bigger when gaining weight is your penis."
"Dutch is the uncanny valley between English and German."
"UFC is a good confirmation that people will never fight like they do on movies and tv shows."
"Green eyes are far more prevalent in novels than in the general population."
"People that drive cars that look like police cars must have longer commutes going places"
"Considering how predictable it is, it’s amazing how curious we are to see other people naked."
"The most incredible part of Ron Jeremy’s fame as a porn star is that he didn’t look any better when he was a porn star"
"The last person on earth won’t have a burial, cremation or funeral"
"All surveys are biased in favor of those willing to take surveys"
"Your phone is the only computer you own that you’d expect to work after being dropped so many times"
Only if they "believe" they are a man, but genetics don't care about beliefs. I support people wanting to be whatever, as long as they don't go delusional, because it's as bad as religion.
#11 Only if they don't drown in the ocean, fall into a hole/volcano, or die under something that collapses, or make their own funeral and wait for the end. I mean there are lots of ways to die that include all three, if you actually think about it.