"Someone somewhere has likely tried selling a used fleshlight. There may even be a chance someone purchased it."
"Man, if scammers ever hire English proofreaders, we’re in trouble…"
"It’s incredibly unlikely, but entirely possible for only males to be born for the next 100 years, wiping out the human race"
"Intentionally losing in rock, paper, scissor is as difficult as winning it."
"People who don’t lock their doors at night feel safer than people who do lock their doors at night."
"There is a limit to how much effort you are legally allowed to put into a police officer Halloween costume."
"Metal detectors are popular at the beach not because there’s tons of treasure, but because you’re allowed to dig there"
"We’re nice to old people who are moving slow but only if they’re walking… not if they’re driving slow"
"It’s kind of gross that we dont wash the inside of our shoes"
"AirBNBs don’t ever serve us breakfast."
"We may be 2-3 generations away from not having digital records of our ancestors."
"You only hear about its leaning tower and never anything else about Pisa"
"You can’t angrily roll up an automatic window."
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Only if they "believe" they are a man, but genetics don't care about beliefs. I support people wanting to be whatever, as long as they don't go delusional, because it's as bad as religion.
#11 Only if they don't drown in the ocean, fall into a hole/volcano, or die under something that collapses, or make their own funeral and wait for the end. I mean there are lots of ways to die that include all three, if you actually think about it.