“Just got a chocolate bar our of the vending machine and something has already bit into it”
“Every pair of pants I buy is ruined within 6 months”
“Washing machine in the apartment above me was pouring water for days, and no one noticed until it started pouring out of my circuit breaker.”
“Stepmoms mothers house was looted, they took everything, even the lights.”
“I was eating a mussel (definitely not an oyster) and cracked my tooth on this. I think it might be a pearl”
“Just came back from my vacations and found this growing into the ceiling…”
“Dropped My Glasses Case. Its Light Brown.”
“Turkey is still pretty frozen on thanksgiving”
“Boyfriend got a rash-like flare-up out of nowhere. Checked the bed to see if anything caused it, and I found these.”
“The inside of the USB port in my computer came out with my flash drive”
“Fuse blown and the circuit breaker is conveniently located behind this huge wall of firewood”
“My cat brought a live mouse in and lost it in my room. Again.”
“One of my cats peed on my graphics card…”
“Won $1000, 48 hours later was told it was a “technical error”
“Sunlight through this glass doorknob started a housefire”
“Bought these Ice Breakers at the airport for $6”
“This exam costs $400”
"Porsche Driver Attempted To Pass Tram, Gets Stuck Between Two Trains"
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Zero sympathy.
#24 do not carry
#30 take him/her to court. She/he will hatto pay up