“You never hear about women with a foot fetish”
“Ringtones are going out of style. Most people just want their phone to stay silent because they already check it so often.”
“You look less suspicious walking at night if you have a dog with you”
“It’s always modern times”
“There will be only a few WW2 veterans left in 10 years, and none in 20 years.”
“You know you’re getting old when you type out a response to someone’s post, and then delete it because you don’t want the hassle of arguement.”
“The first person to die on Mars is gonna have so many things named after them, like a street, a school, and even a city”
“Many people have only ever said the word ‘spurt’ immediately after saying the word ‘growth’.”
“There are many strangers who thought you were attractive while you walked past them that you don’t know about.”
“When you’re drinking out of a straw, what you’re actually doing is allowing the entirety of earth’s atmosphere to push the drink into your mouth”
“Tattooing a famous person must be one of the most stressful jobs in the world.”
“The Nintendo 64 was released closer to the moon landing than present day.”
“You never see a fat assassin”
“Commercials make washing your face in a sink look easy.”
“When you buy Life insurance on someone else, you’re essentially betting they will die before you.”
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#10 uh, no
#29 If they're good you don't see an assassin
#17 Entire shoe industries are built around women's foot fetish... It's bigger than the salon industry.
#18 No they aren't. It's just a lot harder to pick one and herder to find a good one when each phone comes with a thousand bad options. Who wants a light airy fairy music... I want the ring that you can hear from across the house with the door closed.
#26 No, that not how physics work. You are using suction to pull the liquid, the atmosphere has nothing to so with it... except it's density.