"Luxury cars advertise maximum speeds that you can never legally drive."
"Thanks to cellphones there will be people who have the same phone number their entire life no matter how many times they move."
"Cats are the only domestic animals where it is perfectly normal seeing them stroll through the city without any human accompaniment"
"A hospital is the most expensive one star hotel you will ever stay in"
"Every individual is the world record holder of something oddly specific."
"Sitcoms really fooled us into thinking that we’re going to date hundreds of people as adults."
"Santa Claus has list of addresses of all evil people and he refuses to share it with police"
"The darker skin color you have, more efficient eyelids you get."
"It’s amazing how much uglier some people get as they age"
"There will soon be a generation that doesn’t know what traffic noise is."
"Instead of being rich and famous, it is better being just rich."
"No matter what you weigh, your weight is somebody’s goal."
"It is more acceptable to sh#t in the ocean than throwing a plastic bottle in it"
"Somewhere along the way, wearing a fedora and trenchcoat has become the MOST conspicuous thing to wear when trying to blend in."
“Indonesia is the 4th most populous country in the world, but you really don’t hear that much about it.”
“Ironically, HR is often the least diverse team.”
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#10 uh, no
#29 If they're good you don't see an assassin
#17 Entire shoe industries are built around women's foot fetish... It's bigger than the salon industry.
#18 No they aren't. It's just a lot harder to pick one and herder to find a good one when each phone comes with a thousand bad options. Who wants a light airy fairy music... I want the ring that you can hear from across the house with the door closed.
#26 No, that not how physics work. You are using suction to pull the liquid, the atmosphere has nothing to so with it... except it's density.