“Went out to my car today to go get groceries. I don’t even know what happened “
“Threw out my lower back last week and was down for 3 days. Used a percussive massager on it, broke loose a kidney stone, passed it, that caused a UTI.”
“Yup. That’s my last vial.”
“Amazon Prime left their mark.”
“What a lovely surprise.”
“Wife had a flat tire the other day, and after it was changed my mechanic found this inside.”
“ATM chomped up my Christmas shopping budget as a treat”
“The credit card machine is broken and I do not have enough cash to pay for fuel.”
“No more swimming in the nude…”
“I told my fiancée that I wanted to invest in a GameCube. Today, she “surprised” me with this early Christmas gift.”
“Insane Neighbour decided to throw bricks at my car.”
“Opened my unit to get my Christmas decorations only to find it covered in mold.”
“Getting jury duty for the day after Christmas.”
“Forgot I had eggs boiling”
“Leg space in a Cricket stadium.”
“Got into my car to go to work, closed my door, and heard a shattering noise.”
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how do you know its a she?
A guy doesn't communicate like that. It just reads female in my mind.
Did you even read it?
#11 Bricks? Looks like one brick. Who's the insane neighbor?
#22 So, you want to tell me about it?
#23 So, you're telling me about it?
#31 "Boss man" apparently has more than one table on the front porch, one of which faces a shower? Who has multiple tables and a shower on the front porch? And the person that screen shot this is going to "cover the grave, tonight" and wants to be "choked, really mean". So, you guys want to talk about how it "could have played it off better" and whether the other it's a she and that "reads like a female in (Billiewilhelm's) mind"? No Willis, none of them read it.
I don't even know what you want to tell us
Btw Kidney Stones ALLWAYS uti after passing
ALSO always Crush them with ultra Sonic no matter what WAY better
So 11000 minus 1100 as Gift cards and 10000 for me.
Nobody knows ????