“When you pull a booger from deep in the nasal cavity.”
“When you make plans with someone and later you don’t want to go and then they call you to cancel.”
“Waking up nice and rested without an alarm on a day off.”
“Putting on fresh socks. Or taking off wet socks. Wet socks are the devil.“
“Showering before bed then getting into some clean sheets mmm”
“A nice big sh#t that hurts so good as it comes out.”
“Letting out a massive fart when you’ve been feeling distressed from it for a few mins.”
“Scratching that itch.”
“Getting that piece of meat out of your teeth. The sound crumbs make when you vacuum. A great sneeze.”
“Getting to pee after holding it for a while.”
“Removing your bra/socks after a LONG day And new bed sheets!”
“Waking up to an alarm clock and remembering that you don’t actually have to get up.”
“Remembering a thing that you were just thinking about but forgot for a second.”
“An orgasm”
“Peeling the protective film off new electronics”
“Getting out of the car at a rest stop during a long road trip”