"It’s sad that we made the most comfortable type of clothes, but we only wear them when we are asleep."
"3 am feels more ‘midnighty’ than 12 am"
"Everyone knows you Masturbate."
"No matter how many times we exercise our d#ck it never gets any bigger."
"While a house and a car are the likely two most expensive things you’ll buy, the third might be anything"
"The Milky Way actually has milk in it"
"Gucci’s target audience is the person who can’t afford Gucci."
"Based on everyone thinking the Romans all wore togas, in 2000 years everyone is gonna think we all wore business suits every day"
"Paying for online dating apps is an ugly tax."
"The human anus is a remarkable design that maintains elasticity and keeps liquids and waste out for decades. Nature’s own resilient, leak-proof seal."
"You can travel east or west infinitely but north and south end at some point"
"Scientists are certified f@#k-arounders that we trust to find out what we don’t understand."
"Gloves have become a lot more annoying to wear since smarthpones were invented"
"Some humans never experienced the concept of a cold beverage on a hot summer day."
"At a certain point, you gained consciousness, yet you have no way of knowing when that was"
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