"Found these tiny white balls with faces on them."
"The amount of caffeine gum that is “safe” for military members vs. civilians"
"This new 16GB SD card has virtually nothing inside it"
"This sign in a karaoke room imploring patrons not to open a door"
"There’s a bare footprint on the table of this restaurant I went to for brunch"
"Walmart doesn’t sell firearms on Christmas"
"My friend works for the White House and got us on their Christmas card list"
"Local bookshop sells mystery books. The wrapping describes the themes only"
"My dog's shampoo was not tested on animals"
"I accidentally left my scissors in the oven while making a pizza"
"My pizza came with a job application"
"Crisp block of one dollar $USD vs a circulated stack"
"My grandma's sewing machine was made in occupied Japan"
"The calories for this beer are different in Utah"
"Someone's phone case on the metro"
"There’s a dog parking spot in front of this drug store in Germany"
"My socks glow in the dark"
"The cutlery at the hospital I'm at is magnetic"
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Be thankful it's a footprint and not an @$$ print...
there is no reason to shampoo your cat. They groom themselves
are you the Stonehenge police?