“Colon ruptured 2 years ago (went septic, coma), had full abdominal reconstruction and scar revision 2 months ago because of it and I just had emergency surgery for another colon rupture. I’m only 25.”
“Order a $3700 laptop, UPS says they missed me for signature, then mark it delivered 4 hours later.”
“Dry cleaner ruined my wedding sari.”
“USPS threw away my package.”
“I think someone is getting fired.”
“Oh joy. I have 80 patches on my back for allergy testing. I can’t bend my back at all the way that it’s taped. I’m going to be super stiff for the next 48 hours while these are on.”
“We bought 12 quail eggs for price of 12. We got 10 due to clever packaging.”
“On vacation and just got this photo of a package delivered to my house. The garage door should NOT be open.”
“Chat GPT has forced many college professors to resort to old school in-person written exams. Many students have become so accustomed to writing on a computer that they now lack basic handwriting skills. This is the result, and it’s my job as the TA to grade them all. Woo.”
“Concert tickets are $50 dollars more expensive for guys. (20% of ticket price)”
“Came home from vacation to my side view mirrors being stolen.”
“My brand new, straight out of the box Ryzen 7 5800X”
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But at least you have a nice shiny coat...
and maybe a bushy tail...
#12
Murica
I was using this example yesterday as a benefit of free healthcare:
In my country would the health insurance reject the bill and search the hospital for other frauds.
But hey, I'm not living in a corrupt 3rd world country...
The US has the best healthcare in the world. If you have good insurance.
Enjoy paying 60% of your income to fund it.
It’s adorable you think your healthcare is free.
it shouldn't be this way, but it can easily be fixed
#6 don't take Viagra before allergy testing
#29 well. Long trip
#28 that's why we have b*ttplugs
Was thinking the same thing.