"The same phone case after 3 years of use vs brand new"
"My Christmas cracker came with two jokes, one in English and one in French, but they are different jokes entirely"
"After every drink of my beer, a new quadrant pattern slowly forms from the random foam"
"Assembler fingerprint found inside Nintendo DMG-01."
""Dark Vador" lego set I got for Christmas"
"Parking meter wearing a little winter jacket, perfectly sized"
"This statue in honor of 100 years of tourism in the town of Tisno, Croatia"
"NASA Series 4000 EMU Glove.$12,500 for one glove"
"The lint trap in my friend’s Airbnb"
"Coin that my wife's dad has carried in his pocket everday for 27 years"
"Snack flavored coffee drinks in America"
"This Bidet Can Also Wash Your Face"
"Same pair of shoes 3 Christmases in a row"
"My hotel has real wood for their fake fireplace"
"The villa I stayed in had a solvable maze on the bathroom floor"
"This Rubik's Cube is designed to obscure the colors on each face until it is held."
#4 She still managed to crowd the neighboring spot.
#6 Bullsh!t! That would come right off of my bill! Pay for your own employee’s health insurance. Thanks to Obamacare, taxpayers already subsidize people like servers and the uninsured at the expense of our own premiums if our company isn’t required to pay for it.
#11 It’s the tip, not the ink.
Source: health.ny.gov/
How does he take a sh#t if he can't sit down? Or you know... sit? It's just what he tells you to ignore the disgustingness of the chute.
#11 Why did they highlight the year backwards? It looks like they got fresher and fresher markers.