"My grandpa gave me a can of oxygen for Christmas"
"My cheap bread knife broke and had a paring knife cut out of the tang"
"The “American Selection” at an Irish Supermarket"
"In China they have women only parking spaces that are made bigger"
"The storage pantry in my Italian-American parent’s home"
"Itemised employee health insurance on my bill in the US"
"The bay leaf inside my pâté was actually plastic with a leaf pattern printed on it"
"Low flow pee assistance crutch"
"Metal obelisk found in the middle of the woods"
"Samsung dishwasher rack turned green overnight"
"Highlighter ink only stays fresh for about 2 months"
"Just had a three-way tie at exactly 99 points on Ticket to Ride"
"A pencil sharpener on a bench handle in a public park in Melbourne, Australia"
"This ATM has a palm vein scanner"
"Some, but not all, of my currency fluoresces under a UV light"
"These striped eggs I took from my free range chickens"
"The audio guide in the Louvre is a Nintendo 3DS"
"Parents new house has conjoined stairs"
"The potato I cut had a mushroom growing inside"
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#4 She still managed to crowd the neighboring spot.
#6 Bullsh!t! That would come right off of my bill! Pay for your own employee’s health insurance. Thanks to Obamacare, taxpayers already subsidize people like servers and the uninsured at the expense of our own premiums if our company isn’t required to pay for it.
#11 It’s the tip, not the ink.
Source: health.ny.gov/
How does he take a sh#t if he can't sit down? Or you know... sit? It's just what he tells you to ignore the disgustingness of the chute.
#11 Why did they highlight the year backwards? It looks like they got fresher and fresher markers.