"Percentage tipping is weird because a customer buying a more expensive meal had nothing to do with the server"
"A majority of people’s LAST word of the year is ‘one’"
"Everyone in earth vastly overestimates how well they’d do in a fight."
"It’s okay for shorter people to ask taller people to get things from higher areas but asking a shorter person to pick up something from a lower area is considered rude."
"Vacations feel like they pass by quickly only because we don’t realize how fast normal life is moving"
"Fast Food prices are almost approaching sit-in Restaurant prices"
"Having to get up to pee at night is one of those annoyances that not even the richest can get rid of."
"There are billions of birthdays, but only 365 birthdays."
"Dating after divorce is replaying same game, on a harder mode, less equipped, and hoping for a different outcome."
"We don’t hear cool ringtones on mobiles phones anymore."
"The major thing group projects taught us in school was that you had to do extra work to pick up the slack of others"
"No one actually teaches you laws but not knowing a law does not stop you being arrested for breaking it"
"In 20 to 30 years nursing homes and assisted living faciliites will be playing gangsta rap."
"The vast majority of houses shown in commercials are unaffordable to over 90% of the population."
"The only season that occurs twice a year is winter"