"Fast food is becoming so expensive that eating healthier has become the obvious solution."
"Quitting drugs is viewed more positively than never taking them"
"Workers in sweatshops making huge 5XL plus-sized shirts must be awestruck by the idea of someone being that big"
"Most people are Asian."
"It’s weird knowing that we’re living through a pivotal point in history and 99% of us can’t do anything about it"
"Dogs don’t understand that you’re driving the car. They think that every once in a while you get into the metal box and it takes you someplace random."
"Many people have black tape over their laptop and desktop cameras, but hardly anyone bothers to cover their cellphone camera."
"Humanity went from inventing the car to going to space in a single lifetime"
“In the end of the day, 99,9% of people’s lives will be summarized by two dates”
"It’s expensive being broke. Fees for not having enough money is a scam."
"Taxes are a subscription to be able to live in society"
"Vaping is inherently worse for the environment than smoking because it kills fewer people"
"$100 bills are cleaner than $1 bills."
"At some point there were only one thousand people on earth"
"We spend our entire lives trying to satisfy all the holes in our body."