"I Got A Pair Of Circle Rim Shades, But My Girlfriend Didn't Like Them, So I Gave Them To My Grandmother, And Then All Her Friends Bought The Matching Pairs"
"My Daughter Got Glasses. Everything She Draws Now Wears Glasses As Well"
"Lee Taylor, An 83-Year-Old Woman, Wears These Giant Glasses "To Spread The Fun And Make New Friends""
"This Is Thunder. Thunder Is A Blind Mini Horse. Thunder Needs To Wear Special Goggles To Protect His Eyes. We Took The Liberty Of Personalizing Them For Him"
"I Lined The Inside Of My Clear Eyeglasses With Glow In The Dark Paint. Now This Happens When I Walk In A Dark Room"
"My Glasses Defog In Perfect Circles From The Center Of The Lenses. This Is How I Look Like With Them"
"I Got A Panoramic X-Ray Of My Teeth The Other Day. The Dentist Forgot To Have Me Remove My Glasses"'
"I'm Healing From A Septoplasty, And I'm Not Allowed To Wear Glasses As They Put Too Much Pressure On My Nose, So I Rigged Up A System"
"I Designed Some Sustainable New Year's Eve Glasses Last Night"
"I Like To Design Stupid Products For Fun, So I Created Blinds For My Sunglasses"
"My Little Niece Thought That Putting Sunglasses And A Hat On The End Of My Boxer's Butt Would Be Really Funny. She Was Correct"
"My Father Lost His Reading Glasses About Two Years Ago. Found Them Today"
"I Forgot To Bring My Sunglasses To Work. Only Pair I Had In My Car Were My Toddler's"