"I logged how every day went in 2023"
"We have a vacuum system in the house, where you just put a long hose on and it starts sucking"
"My LEGO Pyramid set came with an extra unlisted piece, an alien ray gun"
"It's -36 celsius in Finland today"
"My coffee cup is edible"
"This remote can take a single 12 volt battery or two AAA batteries"
"My colleagues pliers breaks always on same spot"
"This honey container from my hotel breakfast buffet is edible"
"Found an absolutely absurd amount of 30+ year old cans in the attic above my garage"
"The fake phone number I use to get a grocery discount already has saved people $1471.79 this year"
"Monopoly games on sale 60% off, excluding all Monopoly games"
"This book, sold to me as ‘New’ from Amazon, had an invoice inside showing it had been previously sold to someone else, 13 years ago."
"Japan has condom sizes that range from "mega big boy" down to "smart boy""
"A bug ate through my chopsticks while in the package and is still in the wood!"
"I found a tree stump full of old coins"
"My gas station has a heating oil pump"
"The fire on my stove turned green"
"The colors of the markers I got versus how they actually show up (minus one broken marker)"
"They made one side of The Luxor into a Doritos chip"
finland doesn't exist. it's a fictional thing
#6 Hmmmm...Just because you CAN eat it...doesn't mean you SHOULD eat it.
Fack autumn and winter
#10 drink and isolate
#12 aholes
#38 eeeeewwwwww
#17 Diesel dyed red, avoiding tax.
#26 chew marks from lice?
#34 That diner must open early