"I boiled down 5 gallons of seawater and this all the salt"
"My bank gave me a roll of brand new pennies from 1964"
"This “over height vehicle detector” and it’s sign"
"I found this 20Q game from c.2005 and it still works"
"I bought a “mattress in a box” and it came with humorous unpacking instructions"
"Found a pearl in my oyster last night"
"My London hotel room has an arrow pointing to Mecca"
"This conditioner bottle has a hidden QR code that only shows up under UV light"
"My in-law's icemaker has a "Sabbath" mode"
"My new dentist has an array of hand soaps to choose from"
"I found a seniors guide to iPhones. How to send a text isn’t until page 366"
"An arcade in New Zealand"
"Only the German version has an exclamation point"
"My grandma still uses her mixer from the 70’s"
"The plane I've flown in last week had USB-C PD charging ports"
"This bathroom window does not show the WO from the inside and I thought I was in the wrong one"
"Snow pattern on the hood of this car."
"Forbidden to enter this street unless you're going to KFC"
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That means the tree get :sh#tier" with every mistletoe
Yeah, it's not tree leaves, it's another plant living into he tree.
#3 NOBODY cares! Face it.
#4 Absurd anecdote. Thanks anyway.
#9 I will follow the lead. Thanks.
#10 You only show up under uv light.
#12 Well he chose you...
#17 Perhaps you could lick them, perhaps you don't.
th+(ears) no PL+(ace) LYE+(comb)
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