"Left My Bathroom Window Open For 3 Weeks Whilst I Was Away And A Bird Laid A Nest In My Sink"
"Was Lying In Bed When I Heard A Pop And Shattering Glass...."
"My 6 Year Old Swung On The Gate Once"
"I'm Never Going To Recover Financially From This"
"Dog Decided To Bust Through My Bedroom Door Like The Kool-Aid Man While I Was At Work"
"I Have 30 Seconds To Sweep This Up Before The Cat Pees On It"
"Someone Drove A U-Haul Into My Bedroom"
"Installed A Lovely Sunlight In My New Bathroom, Without Realizing It Would Perfectly Frame That Horrid Tower"
"Went Under The Porch To Get The Decorations Today, Turns Out Wasps Have Been Squatting…"
"1:30 Am And I Hear A Loud Bang Downstairs"
"Stepped On A Ketchup Packet"
"(Oc) Meet Bonnie, Our 3 Month Old Collie. During The Night She Discovered A Can Of Blue Paint With A Loose Lid. We Call This Her 'Blue Period' Since She Is Obviously Going Through Some Artistic Phase. (The Chinese Rug Cost Nearly $6,000.)"
"Do You Want To See What God Did To Me Today"
"After Ripping Out My Front Door, I Learn There Are Different Sizes For Doors"
"Overnight Coworker Sent Me This Last Night"
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