"Guess Someone's Gonna Be Late For Work"
"Sunlight Through This Glass Doorknob Started A Housefire"
"My Cat Brought A Live Mouse In And Lost It In My Room. Again"
"The Only Path Back To My Room Blocked By Cute But Incredibly Angry Sea Lions"
"Drove My 17 Year Old Son To Visit My Childhood Home"
"My Car Broke Down This Morning On My Way To Work And Had To Be Towed. Not 5 Minutes After I Got Home, My Ceiling Collapsed"
"Blizzard Blew The Man Door On My Garage Open Yesterday"
"After A Grueling Day At Work Without Food Where I Had To Wait 4 Hours For A Sample To Arrive Which Got Canceled, I Come Home At 7pm To Find All My S**t In Garbage Bags Cause The Cleaners My Landlord Sent Cleared The Wrong Apartment"
"My Tomatoes Look Like A Felled At-At"
"Delivery Driver Hung Food Order On My Fence And My Dog Ate It Every Single Bite"
"Real First World Problems"
"This Is Why You Don’t Put Up Solar Panels If You Live By A Golf Course"
"I Met The Guy Putting A New Roof On My Apartment Today"
"Washing Machine In The Apartment Above Me Was Pouring Water For Days, And No One Noticed Until It Started Pouring Out Of My Circuit Breaker"
"This Is My View From The Bathroom Floor, Looking At The Hole In The Ceiling I Just Fell Through"
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