“Do not stand still right at the entrance or exit of a door. Let people pass”
“When someone tells you, “It’s getting late/I’m getting tired,” or “I have a lot on at work tomorrow,” when you’re over at their place, it’s time for you to go.”
“Don’t make plans in front of those you are not willing to invite”
“Put your shopping cart back after you’re done.”
“You should offer to pay someone for gas if they drive you a lot of places.”
“When someone shows you a pic on their phone, no swiping allowed.”
“Clean up after yourself and your pets.”
“Perfume/cologne is meant to be discovered, not announced.”
“Don’t abandon your friend at a party where they hardly know anyone.”
“Window seat gets an armrest and a wall.
Middle seat gets two armrests.
Aisle gets an armrest and a bit of extra leg.
We’re not f@#king animals, we live in a society.”
“Keep your f@#king shopping cart to the side of the aisle.”
“You “having a bad day” does not allow you be an @$$hole to anyone else.”
“After 1 “damn that’s crazy”, it’s time to wrap up the conversation.”
“Do NOT wear white to a wedding. Only the bride wears white.”
“If you get the feeling that you’re talking too much, you undoubtedly are. Stop talking and let others speak. Ask questions and wait for responses, and do not respond or interrupt.”
“Spit your damn gum in the trash, it’s not that hard.”
“If you’re walking slowly with your friends and notice someone slightly impatient behind you then please move to the f@#king side”
“Stop listening to your phone on speaker in crowded public places…..no one wants to hear your music, you conversation or games. “
- if there are 3 and you're the only one, never take the middle one.
- if there are 4 and only the second is occupied, don't use number one or three