"You forget how much force it takes to walk until you walk into a wall"
"The fly is the least creatively named animal"
"Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet"
"It’s bizarre that cars come with pre-installed cup holders but not phone holders"
"One of the greatest modern tragedies is the trend of stupid people assuming anything they can’t understand must be fake/wrong."
"Counting backward is possible, yet reciting the alphabet backward is challenging."
"Q-tips/cotton swab sticks are a million dollar industry due mostly in part by people misusing their product."
"The life expectancy of a house declines dramatically when it is no longer lived in"
"U is the only vowel without its own laugh."
"Saying ‘Woman-friend’ is weird but ‘Girl-friend’ is normal"
"The story of David and Goliath is actually a story of an inferior warrior having access to a superior long range weapon."
"Parents letting their kids explore the Internet in the early 2000s without oversight is the same as parents who let their kids do whatever in the 1980s outside without oversight"
"December feels like a Winter month even though a majority of the month is Autumn."
"Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal"
"When you look someone in the eyes, you just look at one eye and let the other sit in your periphery."
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#22 Depends on what you mean by "further"... because between a social engeeneer (who is book smart and designs traffic corners) and a politician (who is publicly visible approving those traffic corners), I would rather be the engineer.
#24 Yeah, like black... because that's the only other choice.
#28 Wait... people get to choose their phone number? I mean when did that start? The first six numbers are regionally mandatory, and the last four are random. Maybe you can chose between two or three numbers available, but NO ONE PICKS their own number.
#29 Same with religions, history, food sources, politics and law. The more you know the more you realize the insanity of it all, and why you should avoid all of it at all costs (because it doesn't end and it won't just get better without effort).