“As I took a picture to show my husband what I was going to buy from Goodwill, a lady took the price tag off to buy it”
“Dentist told me off for not flossing. I hate flossing but I bought some anyway and lost a chunk of a tooth in my first floss.”
“My wife wanted to do something nice for my daughter and her friend. She opened the container upside down. Wife was less than pleased.”
“After four hours of sitting on the plane, my flight was just cancelled. I was supposed to land at 6:30pm. We’ve still not gotten back to the gate.”
“Just noticed I have been given the wrong tablets by the pharmacist and taking them for a month. Was prescribed blood pressure tablets (Enalapril). Received anti depressants (Escitalopram). Explains weird side effects from before Xmas…”
“I’ve gone less than a mile in 3 hours. No exits either. A daily trip that normally takes me 45 minutes will take me almost 5 hours. North Telegraph, Bloomfield Hills, MI. Thank goodness for endless Death Metal in my ears!”
“Commissioned a painting for my fiancé. It took weeks to be completed and ship here. Made it all the way to my local post office where they destroyed it.”
“Hit by an uninsured driver causing over $9000 in damages..”
“Someone drove into my house.”
“Dominos not at it’s finest”
“I washed a book with my laundry.”
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#38 I do...but, not THAT much.
should be good for at least a two week vacation in the sun
Yeah, good thing he read the box and the paper prescription that is included. Otherwise he would never have know it was the wrong medicine.
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Use good old bedpan