"The Frost On My Car Window Looks Like A Sketch"
"This Bubble In An Ice Fishing Hole That Froze Over Looks Like The Moon Rising Over A Forest"
"Speed Bump And Crosswalk Signs In Iceland Look Like Alien Abduction"
"This Church Looks Like A Gingerbread House"
"My Tan Lines Make Me Look Like I’m Wearing Necropants"
"The Way The Sunlight Reflects Off My Vase Makes It Look Like Smoke"
"The Area I Used To Work In Washington Looks Like Jurassic Park"
"My Dirty Coffee Cup Looks Like A Pine Forest"
"I Have A Pair Of Moles That Look Like An Eyebrow Piercing"
"This Square Cloud Looks Like A Giant Rug"
"This Tomato Scar Looks Like The Eiffel Tower"
"Flashlight Through A Rock Makes It Look Like The Moon"
"Bird Flew By During A Picture. Now It Looks Like A Giant Bird Landed On My Head"
"This Bird That Looks Like Danny DeVito"
"This Plant Flips Me Off Every Morning On The Way To Work"
"The Way The Sun Has Weathered This Sign, It Looks Like It's Heavy Metal Style"
"This Potato That Looks Like An Apple"
"A Moon-Sized Turtle Orbiting The Earth, Or A Large Turtle In A Crystal-Clear Lake"
"Looks Like They’re Flying To The Moon"
"This Pepper I Grew Looks Just Like A Fruit Roll-Up"
"I Was Taking A Picture Of This Cloud That Looks Like A Feather When A Bird Flew Into The Shot"
"This Paint I Was Mixing Looked Like A Little Forest Planet"
"My Outdoor Stray Cats Look Like My Indoor House Cats’ Stand-Ins"
#26 "Hmmmm....I wonder if I can act more like a victim of non-existent White suppression."
#29 Yeah right..."chocolate chips." I know black Afgani Hash when I see it.
#32 Every fully erect Asian penis.