"Wife Sent This After Picking Up Our Dog After Surgery Today. Says He's "Still Under The Influence""
"I Made My Husband A Vasectomy Cake. It’s A Lemon Cake With Swiss Meringue Buttercream"
"I'm Pretty Sure My Girlfriend's Favorite Hobby Is Getting My Dog To Pose Using My Computer"
"My Girlfriend Made These For Work To Celebrate Halloween And They're Seriously Freaking Me Out'
"My Wife's Sense Of Humor Is... Juvenile"
"My Wife Put These Halloween Decorations Behind A Door In Our Basement, Now I Need New Underwear"
"I Told My Fiancé I Got Him The Perfect 30th Birthday Cake. It Wasn’t What He Expected"
"How My Girlfriend Sleeps"
"My Wife Doesn't Want Me Snacking Late At Night, But Here Are These Two Goons Caught Red-Handed Eating My Noodles Behind My Back"
"Took this picture as evidence right before I called the police. I hope they have chopsticks in JAIL."
"My Girlfriend Left This Warning For Me On My Pillow"
"Girlfriend Said It Was Therapeutic Working At The Humane Society"
"Reminders On My Wife’s Phone"
"We Cannot Keep Any More Dogs, So I Told My Wife Not To Get Attached While We Foster. I've Been Calling Him "Inmate #003". Today, She Bought Him This Outfit"
"My Wife Is A Nurse And This Is Her Lunch Box"
"My Wife Made Dinner For A Family Tonight. After Asking If They Had Any Allergies, The Husband Said “Bees”"
"My Boyfriend Asked Me To Remind Him To Buy Butter. I Think I Did A Good Job"
"My Boyfriend Asked Me To Find Art To Hang Above The Toilet"
"I Asked My Wife To Take A Picture Of Our Fence To See How Much Got Done Today. This Is The Photo I Got"
"My Girlfriend Just FaceTimed Me From Inside The Restaurant Bathroom"
"Actually, it’s the door handle to the bathroom door. So she was stuck in the bathroom."
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