"There’s more people who wake up at the same second than people who fall asleep at the same second."
" A lot of people only need to attempt doing one push-up to realise how unfit they are"
"The law is so confusing that it takes 4 years to learn it. Yet, you’re expected to live by it and not break any laws, knowingly or unknowingly."
"We’re really fortunate music streaming isn’t split between multiple services like movies/tv"
"Considering how important they are, it’s amazing how teeth don’t grow back and can’t be repaired"
"You can accidentally make a human life, but not a pizza."
"Everything is bulletproof if you have enough of it"
"We are so lucky there are no prey birds that are capable of hunting us"
"It’s insane just how strong tires are."
"Spaghetti can be braided, but people don’t braid it"
"All of us live less than 65 miles from space, yet only a very few will ever go there."
"It is odd mosquitoes haven’t evolved to be silent, or maybe we taste better after slapping ourselves"
"Smokers are more likely to survive lost in the woods because they carry a lighter"
"Maybe the only difference between heaven and hell is the people in it."
"You don’t see normal ads on pornsites"
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#5 - Thats because we were never ment to live that long. Like women in menopause. Thats why they get it.
Medicine age is not good to us in many ways. We can repair a lot. But not all.
#7 - Depends on the bullet, and the velocity..
#12 - Male Mosquitoes are almost silent. The females are not.
#18 - No the f@#k we have not! Tilt your f@#king camera! Its the service that is making impossible.
#24 - Cow milk is processed in many ways, and human milk is not. Also, a cow gives of some gallons.. Humans do not..
#25 - Yes i does. At least in europe.
# 29 - We dont live longer than "almost all of them".. We live longer than some.. Some outlive us with hundreds of years. What we humans have conquered, is 2 billion heartbeats in a lifetime. Most mamals have 1 billion. We do it due to modern medicine.
# 30 Have you eaten a salt sea shrimp? Good. Now try a bug. Lesson learned. Its not the same at all, is it?
#24 not necessarily. my family buys farm-fresh milk and the only reason why we pasteurize it is to make it last longer.
#30 I think that's because shrimp are ubiquitous, vibrant, harmless marine life, and bugs are considered harmful, annoying, swarming pests. Both can taste exactly the same. But shrimp doesn't piss us off.
Name a bug that tastes like shrimp.