These wax shavings that are posing as shredded coconut:
These rubber bands are not being funny by trying to impersonate pasta:
These paint rollers are straight-up rude for pretending to be sushi:
Peeps has no business making their marshmallow treats makeup sponges:
This "dirt and perlite" mix is rightfully in the trash, but wrongfully looking like a cake:
This compacted snow dispensing out of the drain pipe is cruel for looking like giant marshmallow squares I want to put on my s'more:
And this jar of "fat" is pure evil for impersonating orange juice:
This is goop that was compacted in a blender is NOT caramel:
And this is 100% not ramen:
These ice-melting beads are not to be confused with Dip 'n' Dots:
Today I learned elemental iodine is NOT blueberries:
This lovely rock is not the juicy steak it appears to be:
And these rocks are not cookies at all:
This tub of match sticks are not those yummy shoestring potato sticks that were big in the '90s:
These Telsa parts are, in fact, metal — not chocolate squares:
And this paint is not a freshly cooked egg with yolk:
These dirt daubers have made a disgusting nest that unfortunately looks like taquitos:
This company has made a potion for removing hair that is definitely not ice cream or cotton candy:
These self-adhesive pads might trick little kids into thinking they're chocolate:
And apparently some chocolate companies think makeup cookie 'n' cream is a good idea as opposed to...IDK actual chocolate (honestly no shade though, I would try lol):
This wall filler is not marshmallow fluff *tear*:
And this paint is not fresh pudding *double tear*:
Lastly, and just because this one threw me for a bit: It IS a chicken strip not a pen15. OK BYE.