“The way my father-in-law pulled painters tape (left) vs me (right).”
“The toilet in my doctor’s office has a metal tube at the bottom.”
“My 10-year-old Chihuahua is experiencing male pattern baldness.”
“My 3 item receipt from CVS is longer than my dog.”
“Sticker in my taxi says the driver is single and open to flirting.”
“I ran 1 of 3 identical mugs through the dishwasher and it came out discolored.”
“Found this voluptuous carrot at the grocery store.”
“This sidewalk just ends at this huge bush.”
“Tiny hammer and enticing button with no explanation in my historic apartment building.”
“It’s so cold in Chicago that the top of the Willis Tower is frozen.”
“Found an absolutely absurd amount of 30+ year old cans in the attic above my garage.”
“Got an x-ray while wearing a menstrual cup.”
“The shower door in my hotel has a random hole in the middle.”
“I found a tree stump full of old coins.”
“Looks like something fell into the snow on my back deck.”
#16 That is why he despises you, my boy.
#17 The doc will send you through it. Soon enough.